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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

(Source: bob-belcher)

trashboat:

trashboat:

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

mishacolins:

There is no scene purer than this one

that-chaotic-virgo:

me: I don’t want my favourite character to be so sad anymore.

favourite character: *dies*

me: not liKE THAT!!

runfast-livefearless:

thealpacalypse:

sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

I got chills just thinking about this

(Source: counselordeanna)

buckyssteves:

Mike Myers in Bohemian Rhapsody (2018) // Mike Myers in Waynes World (1992) 

tokillatequila:

royalgoons:

godsbaby:

enchainrain:

You don’t want to be rich. You want to live freely.

That’s it

that’s it, man.

I showed this to my friend and he said “I don’t want to be rich, I want everything to be free” and honestly mood

drunksandralee:

me, ex-less bopping to thank u, next

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unpiccolobradipo: “the mood for this month ”

unpiccolobradipo:

the mood for this month

modernincorrectlotrhobbit:

Frodo: What time is it?

Pippin: I don’t know. Pass me that Saxophone and I’ll find out.

Pippin: *blows sax loudly*

Sam:[from another room] WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAX AT 2AM?

Pippin: It’s 2am.

elfqueenvik: “*micdrop* ”

elfqueenvik:

*micdrop*